The Touch:

Angela Lansbury dies at 96

The Crazies:

Michigan Home Inspector convicted after masturbating w/ Elmo Doll

Man charged w/ smuggling pythons in his pants at US border

The Globe: News from outside the US

Germany’s social democrats lead in exit poll in Lower Saxony state vote

Swiss police violently disperse Anti-Iranian protests

The Ivorian immigrant elected to Italy’s conservative parliament

Meat & Potatoes:

How to bring back the romance?

Is masculinity becoming toxic?