In this inaugural episode, Maggie and Danielle explore their relationship with wellness and--surprise!--how capitalism has influenced the wellness industry. The ladies also wonder how Groupon is STILL A THING and declare that they do not endorse Joe Rogan! Tales of disco sharks and intense eye contact abound.

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