Branden and Jimmy are joined by special guest, Dr. Professor Mrs. Chloe Math Urbanski Wawrzinak (Branden's wife).

Join us this week as she tolerates us, and we share our thoughts on several topics and news stories, including:

- One of Jimmy's dog helping adventures

- Lady Gaga's dognapping

- University of Michigan's library spiders

- Young Branden's years as an outlaw and a "hacker"

- College students trying, and failing, to change their grades

- Shameless and lazy attempts at getting sponsors

- Making our own costumes

- Hasbro taking the gender roles out of potatoes

- A California School Board trashing parents live, on accident

Content Advisory: explicit language