According to an ongoing lawsuit, Mayor Lori Lightfoot has claimed she has the biggest dick in Chicago! She claimed, "My dick is bigger than yours and the Italians. I have the biggest dick in Chicago!" This was during an argument where Lori was demanding to tare down Christopher Columbus statues in 2020. Hahaha. Once we found this story we had to talk about it of course! We also discuss how Oregon has declared racism a public health crisis... cause that makes sense (intense sarcasm). Michael shares how he wants to get back to stand up comedy now that the pandemic is over... but most of the comedy clubs in Portland are run by far left extremists who are probably in ANTIFA. We cover Biden's retarded State Of The Union and Biden's executive order banning buying oil from Russia. Then we rip Steven Colbert for his arrogant and disgusting statements regarding rising gas prices across the nation. On a non political note, we delve into a story about a real mermaid fossil that has been uncovered and we discuss the significance of it's discovery. Towards the end of the pod, Ryan shares his thoughts on the new The Batman movie starring Robert Patterson. Lastly, we nerd out on Marvel, sharing our excitement for the new Dr. Strange Multiverse of Madness movie with Tom Cruise possibly playing a new Iron Man! We talk about all this and more in this week's episode of the Walk And Roll Podcast!