) Newsy bits: three women announced for the RevPro Women’s Grand Prix; Eddie Kingston might be coming back to London for a tag match; David Francisco attacked JJ Gale but we’re on his side; Michael Oku beat Jay Joshua for the British Heavyweight title and did super sinister heel work; Progress’s ticket prices are wild; EVE needs a female commentator; we’re doing a Mick Foley livestream next week!

) Ciampa and Jericho could work a crowd in their sleep

) Women’s Owen Hart tournament updates

) Other things the AEW women’s roster are up to, including speculation on what Thekla might be doing at Forbidden Door

) Men’s Owen Hart tournament updates

) What’s going on with the Death Riders? Do we all remember that they broke Chuck Taylor’s neck and made Orange Cassidy drink bleach?

) MJF’s lack of friends makes us sad

) Andrade face turn when?

) Forbidden Door is two weeks away!!!!

) Make Orange Cassidy the men’s world champion please

) Forgotten why we were angry at Excalibur but we seem to have forgiven him

) Happy things!