) That Thursday Collision really messed with our sense of time and space

) The return of Chris Jericho to AEW, and jobs for the boys

) Kenny Omega’s guts could explode at ANY MOMENT

) Imagine working in an office with The Demand

) MJF as the foreign heel

) Speedball and Kevin Knight pass the vibe check, unlike some other people

) The visible hands of Don Callis: Okada has nothing to do, Aussie Open are cursed (get well soon, Kyle!), RPG Vice had a run-in with Cope and Christian, Don is taking bribes from MJF and deploying Andrade to keep Darby Allin busy, and something something title shots how why what is any of this nonsense

) Nothing in the women’s division means anything right now

) How do you ruin a perfectly good grudge match? Slap Continental Classic rules on it

) The Death Riders are a problem tbh

) What are we meant to be emotionally invested in?

) Holy Shida! And introducing the Beltdel test, plus a grab bag of other stuff we didn’t have much to say about

) Happy times (including dream cuppa rotations)