On this week's sode, Lewis, Mat, and Jack promote a bunch of their failed or soon to be failed shows and talk Rule 34. Mat cuts his foot pretty bad but doesn't bleed to death. Jack gets upset about the factual inaccuracies depicted in a Bigfoot porno. We invent the best Futurama Fan Fiction Porn ever. 9/11 Porn is a thing . . . so yeah. Mat has a little crush on Jessica Rabbit, Lewis is into Werewolf Bigfoots, and Jack gets himself into a Sherlock Holmes themed porn with Moriarty. We depict the very erotic signing of the Declaration of Independence.