We want to fuck Joshua Dela Cruz.

EA's losing it's star wars exclusivity, but that doesn't mean we're losing our exclusive deal with quality content this week. The sexies discuss what would make quality character customization in a future star wars game (genitals were mentioned), Ikenfall, My Friend Pedro(bananas were mentioned), Fallout 4, and Stephen's Sausage Roll(sausages were mentioned), and Horse genitalia (horse genitalia was mentioned). Grab a bucket for this one, because we're reaching new heights.