Nuggie Neglect || Episode 1

Welcome to the racetrack, where commentators ShurikenKat and Hewatza supply you with stupid stories, nerdy conversation, and whatever else they may come up with! Topics include, but are not limited to, the following:
Bologna,
The taste of bologna,
How one might acquire bologna,
Non-bologna topics,
Non-non-bologna topics,
F.E.M.A.,
Offshore bologna accounts,
Conspiracy theories,
Mathematical theories,
Quantum Theory,
4Chan shenanigans,
How to discreetly purchase illicit bologna
...and much more.