VHS Bandits
VHS Bandits
KevBot, Topher Hansson, Dane
Bringing long lost VHS movies back from the past!
Ep. 115 "T-Force"
Join our Patreon for extra episodes and VHS goodness! Patreon.com/VHSbandits In the near future of 2007, Los Angeles has become a shit-hole nightmarish wasteland, much like today, except with more robots. Those robots make up the elite law enforcement brigade of T-Force! But when the law turns their back on T-Force; they turn their guns on the law. Except for one who stays a good guy and teams up with hard-boiled robot-hating cop Jack Something-Or-Other. Who will rule the streets? Pop in the tape and find out with T-Force! Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Follow us on Instagram @VHSbandits @TopherHansson @Kevin_OhNeeder Follow us on Twitter @TheVHSbandits And email us at TheVHSbandits@gmail.com
Nov 23
1 hr 16 min
Ep. 114 "Carpool"
Join our Patreon for extra episodes and VHS goodness! Patreon.com/VHSbandits Haven't you always wanted to be kidnapped by Tom Arnold on your way to school? No... well too bad because we watched Carpool! Not only will he kidnap children and endanger the lives of anyone and everyone who gets in his way he'll also kidnap your funny bone and endanger your heart. Join us for the feel-good family crime movie of 1996. Don't be late! As mentioned check out Corey's awesome new book on VHS collecting: http://bit.ly/VHScollecting Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Follow us on Instagram @VHSbandits @TopherHansson @Kevin_OhNeeder Follow us on Twitter @TheVHSbandits And email us at TheVHSbandits@gmail.com
Nov 9
1 hr 37 min
Ep. 113 "WNUF Halloween Special"
Join our Patreon for extra episodes and VHS goodness! Patreon.com/VHSbandits This week we watch a newer tape that hearkens back to a time of rummaging through the boxes of VHS in your parents basement and stumbling upon a recorded off TV Halloween special. Complete with fake local commercials, this broadcast follows a small town news reporter investigating a supposed haunted house on Halloween night. Take a trip back in time with us and pop in WNUF Halloween Special! Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Follow us on Instagram @VHSbandits @TopherHansson @Kevin_OhNeeder Follow us on Twitter @TheVHSbandits And email us at TheVHSbandits@gmail.com
Oct 26
1 hr 8 min
Ep. 112 "The Wacky Adventures of Ronald McDonald: Scared Silly" (Halloween Special)
Join our Patreon for extra episodes and VHS goodness! Patreon.com/VHSbandits Happy Halloween, bandits! It's that time of year again, time to get scared silly with Ronald McDonald; and we don't mean the juicy squirts from too many McNuggets. Join Ronald and the gang in this late 90s animated adventure in the style of "Rocket Power". Ron McDon and his suicidal dog adventure off into the woods with their friends on a camping trip but get scared silly upon entering a haunted mansion!   Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Follow us on Instagram @VHSbandits @TopherHansson @Kevin_OhNeeder Follow us on Twitter @TheVHSbandits And email us at TheVHSbandits@gmail.com
Oct 12
1 hr 6 min
Ep. 111 "Vitsie Video Sitter, Space: A Music Video For Children"
Join our Patreon for extra episodes and VHS goodness! Patreon.com/VHSbandits Grab your space-backpack and space-belt because we're taking a trip with Vitsie the video sitter... to space! And boy is it a trip. This video was made as a babysitter substitute for deadbeat parents who were sick of their whining kids and wished that they could blast them off into out space and spend a romantic evening by themselves at the Moon Motel in a coin-operated anti-gravity bed. Back in the day, Vitsie made that wish come true, for 30 or so minutes anyway. Who is Vitsie? Well, she is a cracked out cyborg in a mustard robo-suit with glowing eyes, ya know, someone you can really trust with your children. What are we waiting for? Let's blast off! Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Follow us on Instagram @VHSbandits @TopherHansson @Kevin_OhNeeder Follow us on Twitter @TheVHSbandits And email us at TheVHSbandits@gmail.com
Sep 21
57 min
Ep. 110 "Smart House"
Join our Patreon for extra episodes and VHS goodness! Patreon.com/VHSbandits Are you tired of living in a stupid, dumb, stupid house? Us too! That's why we went back to the past to see the future of home intelligence by watching the Disney Channel original movie Smart House! Take away the bright colors and goofy sound effects and this movie is a straight-up horror flick. It's basically about a sentient home A.I. that becomes obsessed with its residents and eventually tries to murder everybody that gets in between them, needless to say, its rad! So turn off your virtual assistants, pour a bowl of creme of breakfast pasta soup, and pick up your universal remote because it's time to watch Smart House! Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Follow us on Instagram @VHSbandits @TopherHansson @Kevin_OhNeeder Follow us on Twitter @TheVHSbandits And email us at TheVHSbandits@gmail.com
Sep 7
1 hr 29 min
Ep. 109 "Eight Days a Week"
Join our Patreon for extra episodes and VHS goodness! Patreon.com/VHSbandits   If you're anything like us in high school then you loved 100 Girls... the movie that is. Not nearly as many in real life, which is exactly why you probably loved that movie. Well, this week we bring you it's predecessor: Eight Days a Week. They're essentially the same film: A dude who's watched Clerks one too many times pines over/stalks a girl while his friend has sex with a watermelon. Need we say more? Joining us this episode is VHS Bandit alum Jonster Monster! So bring your VCR out on the lawn, pull up a patch of grass, and get ready for Eight Days a Week!   For some awesome pro-wrestling goodness check out Jon's sites! jonvsprowrestling.com legacyofwcw.com   Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Follow us on Instagram @VHSbandits @TopherHansson @Kevin_OhNeeder Follow us on Twitter @TheVHSbandits And email us at TheVHSbandits@gmail.com
Aug 24
1 hr 23 min
Ep. 108 "Hamburger the Motion Picture"
Join our Patreon for extra episodes and VHS goodness! Patreon.com/VHSbandits School is about to be back in session and if you haven't decided in a major yet why not enroll yourself into Buster Burger University to become a proud Buster Burger store manager! Of course you'll have to refrain from having sex with your classmates because there has to be some sort of thin plot line to string the semesters together. Oh, and you'll also want to avoid the pickle shaped iron maidens, being turned into a human chicken,  angry biker gangs, and Dick Butkus. Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Follow us on Instagram @VHSbandits @TopherHansson @Kevin_OhNeeder Follow us on Twitter @TheVHSbandits And email us at TheVHSbandits@gmail.com
Aug 10
1 hr 46 min
Ep. 107 "The Misery Brothers Y2K"
Join our Patreon for extra episodes and VHS goodness! Patreon.com/VHSbandits   This week we bring you one of Dane Train's favorite movies (spoiler: not one of KevBot's favorite movies) The Misery Brothers Y2K! What the heck is this movie? Great question, we're not sure the writers even knew. However, it does have a star-studded cast including Lou Ferrigno, Abe Vigoda, Roddy Piper, Erik Estrada as an Elvis impersonator, and a bunch of other actors who presumably owed someone a favor. This movie has it all, musical numbers, mafiosos in drag, flying plastic babies, goofball Italian goons, and lots of inexplicable chickens. If that doesn't sell you on this flick I don't know what will. So sit back, don't ask too many questions, and pop in The Misery Brothers Y2K!   Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Follow us on Instagram @VHSbandits @TopherHansson @Kevin_OhNeeder Follow us on Twitter @TheVHSbandits And email us at TheVHSbandits@gmail.com
Jul 27
1 hr 31 min
Ep. 106 "Deep Rising" with Kevin James
Join our Patreon for extra episodes and VHS goodness! Patreon.com/VHSbandits It's officially time for summer blockbusters! But we watched Deep Rising instead. For this episode, we are joined by the ultra talented filmmaker and podcaster, from Guaranteed Audio, Kevin James! Luckily for us, Kevin happens to be the official VHS Bandits Deep Rising expert. If you think watching Harrison Ford kick some aquatic alien ass on a cruise ship sounds awesome then you're in for a treat! Treat Williams that is, because Harrison Ford isn't in this movie. But hey, Dead Heat rules so there's that. With a plot that has about as many holes as the sinking ship, it takes place on Deep Rising will keep you on the edge of your crap-trap until you're sucked in by a toilet tremor! Check out all of Kevin's work and more that we mention in the episode because, seriously, everything this dude makes is gold and right up any VHS Bandit's alley. Kevin's latest video game documentary "Not for Resale" is available now and a must for physical media lovers like us! "Not For Resale examines the sea change in video gaming from physical media to the digitally distributed future, featuring interviews with store owners, game developers, journalists, and  preservationists about what lies ahead for the world of physical media  and how it affects more than just video games." Check it out: www.gamestoredoc.com Follow Kevin James on Twitter: @KevinTheJames   Check out Kevin's other work: www.kevinthejames.com  ... Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Follow us on Instagram @VHSbandits @TopherHansson @Kevin_OhNeeder Follow us on Twitter @TheVHSbandits And email us at TheVHSbandits@gmail.com
Jul 13
1 hr 35 min
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