VHS Bandits
VHS Bandits
KevBot, Topher Hansson, Dane
Bringing long lost VHS movies back from the past!
119 "The Last Dragon"
A martial arts Motown kung fu master with a big fat bone daddy for Bruce Lee in search of enlightenment. A psychotic entertainment producer willing to do anything for his Cindy Lauper ripoff girlfriend to get one music video to air in a New York dance club. A narcissistic gang leader who's the baddest shogun to step foot in Harlem. A fly kid risking it all to win a date with the older woman of his dreams. A father living day by day trying to keep his pizza shop afloat. Plus break dancing, music videos, tons of clips from Bruce Lee movies, a killer soundtrack and front-line-and-center 80's aesthetics. All of this and more are jam packed into our VHS copy of The Last Dragon.    Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Follow us on Instagram @VHSbandits @TopherHansson@Kevin_OhNeeder Follow us on Twitter @TheVHSbandits And email us at TheVHSbandits@gmail.com
Jan 18
1 hr 12 min
Ep. 118 "Gleaming The Cube"
Join our Patreon for extra episodes and VHS goodness! Patreon.com/VHSbandits Gleaming the Cube: the ULTIMATE Skateboard experience. When punk skater Christian Slater's adopted brother is found dead he becomes a clean cut vigilante to find if it was a suicide...or murder. Grab your board, put on those knee pads and dust off your VCR! Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Follow us on Instagram @VHSbandits @TopherHansson@Kevin_OhNeeder Follow us on Twitter @TheVHSbandits And email us at TheVHSbandits@gmail.com
Jan 4
1 hr 13 min
Ep. 117 "Silent Night Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker"
Join our Patreon for extra episodes and VHS goodness! Patreon.com/VHSbandits In our Christmas special, this week we adventure into the depths of the Silent Night Deadly Night franchise with the 5th installment, The Toy Maker. Of course, this has nothing to do with the other movies and more to do with a robot Pinocchio, a disgruntled Mickey Rooney, and Larry the Larva. If you haven't finished your shopping just yet, whatever you do, don't buy your toys from Joe Pedo. Now pour yourself a cup of cocoa, cuddle up with the one you love, and pop in Silent Night Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker! Merry Christmas!!! Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Follow us on Instagram @VHSbandits @TopherHansson @Kevin_OhNeeder Follow us on Twitter @TheVHSbandits And email us at TheVHSbandits@gmail.com
Dec 21, 2020
1 hr 31 min
Ep. 116 “Snow Day”
Winter is here! And what's the best part of winter? Why, it's taking a snow day off from school! Anything can happen on a snow day. You could fall in love with the girl of your dreams. You could defeat an evil snowplow villain. You could watch the wrong movie and think that you're living through the 5th installment of Silent Night Deadly Night. The possibilities are endless! What will happen on this snow day... Let's pop in the tape and find out!
Dec 7, 2020
1 hr 57 min
Ep. 115 "T-Force"
Join our Patreon for extra episodes and VHS goodness! Patreon.com/VHSbandits In the near future of 2007, Los Angeles has become a shit-hole nightmarish wasteland, much like today, except with more robots. Those robots make up the elite law enforcement brigade of T-Force! But when the law turns their back on T-Force; they turn their guns on the law. Except for one who stays a good guy and teams up with hard-boiled robot-hating cop Jack Something-Or-Other. Who will rule the streets? Pop in the tape and find out with T-Force! Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Follow us on Instagram @VHSbandits @TopherHansson @Kevin_OhNeeder Follow us on Twitter @TheVHSbandits And email us at TheVHSbandits@gmail.com
Nov 23, 2020
1 hr 16 min
Ep. 114 "Carpool"
Join our Patreon for extra episodes and VHS goodness! Patreon.com/VHSbandits Haven't you always wanted to be kidnapped by Tom Arnold on your way to school? No... well too bad because we watched Carpool! Not only will he kidnap children and endanger the lives of anyone and everyone who gets in his way he'll also kidnap your funny bone and endanger your heart. Join us for the feel-good family crime movie of 1996. Don't be late! As mentioned check out Corey's awesome new book on VHS collecting: http://bit.ly/VHScollecting Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Follow us on Instagram @VHSbandits @TopherHansson @Kevin_OhNeeder Follow us on Twitter @TheVHSbandits And email us at TheVHSbandits@gmail.com
Nov 9, 2020
1 hr 37 min
Ep. 113 "WNUF Halloween Special"
Join our Patreon for extra episodes and VHS goodness! Patreon.com/VHSbandits This week we watch a newer tape that hearkens back to a time of rummaging through the boxes of VHS in your parents basement and stumbling upon a recorded off TV Halloween special. Complete with fake local commercials, this broadcast follows a small town news reporter investigating a supposed haunted house on Halloween night. Take a trip back in time with us and pop in WNUF Halloween Special! Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Follow us on Instagram @VHSbandits @TopherHansson @Kevin_OhNeeder Follow us on Twitter @TheVHSbandits And email us at TheVHSbandits@gmail.com
Oct 26, 2020
1 hr 8 min
Ep. 112 "The Wacky Adventures of Ronald McDonald: Scared Silly" (Halloween Special)
Join our Patreon for extra episodes and VHS goodness! Patreon.com/VHSbandits Happy Halloween, bandits! It's that time of year again, time to get scared silly with Ronald McDonald; and we don't mean the juicy squirts from too many McNuggets. Join Ronald and the gang in this late 90s animated adventure in the style of "Rocket Power". Ron McDon and his suicidal dog adventure off into the woods with their friends on a camping trip but get scared silly upon entering a haunted mansion!   Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Follow us on Instagram @VHSbandits @TopherHansson @Kevin_OhNeeder Follow us on Twitter @TheVHSbandits And email us at TheVHSbandits@gmail.com
Oct 12, 2020
1 hr 6 min
Ep. 111 "Vitsie Video Sitter, Space: A Music Video For Children"
Join our Patreon for extra episodes and VHS goodness! Patreon.com/VHSbandits Grab your space-backpack and space-belt because we're taking a trip with Vitsie the video sitter... to space! And boy is it a trip. This video was made as a babysitter substitute for deadbeat parents who were sick of their whining kids and wished that they could blast them off into out space and spend a romantic evening by themselves at the Moon Motel in a coin-operated anti-gravity bed. Back in the day, Vitsie made that wish come true, for 30 or so minutes anyway. Who is Vitsie? Well, she is a cracked out cyborg in a mustard robo-suit with glowing eyes, ya know, someone you can really trust with your children. What are we waiting for? Let's blast off! Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Follow us on Instagram @VHSbandits @TopherHansson @Kevin_OhNeeder Follow us on Twitter @TheVHSbandits And email us at TheVHSbandits@gmail.com
Sep 21, 2020
57 min
Ep. 110 "Smart House"
Join our Patreon for extra episodes and VHS goodness! Patreon.com/VHSbandits Are you tired of living in a stupid, dumb, stupid house? Us too! That's why we went back to the past to see the future of home intelligence by watching the Disney Channel original movie Smart House! Take away the bright colors and goofy sound effects and this movie is a straight-up horror flick. It's basically about a sentient home A.I. that becomes obsessed with its residents and eventually tries to murder everybody that gets in between them, needless to say, its rad! So turn off your virtual assistants, pour a bowl of creme of breakfast pasta soup, and pick up your universal remote because it's time to watch Smart House! Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Follow us on Instagram @VHSbandits @TopherHansson @Kevin_OhNeeder Follow us on Twitter @TheVHSbandits And email us at TheVHSbandits@gmail.com
Sep 7, 2020
1 hr 29 min
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