This Friday: Goats, erotica, the KKK and a game show. It's either ITV's coverage of the apocalypse or it's Verbal Discharge. Thankfully for mankind, it's the latter. BBC has exclusivity on rapturous events.

On this week's show, Jordan ponders Bill Oddie and game shows, James presents tales of old ladies and wedding ladies and Robbie prattles on about doughnuts and barnyard animals. Oh, and we also exclusively reveal what happens on episode 780 of Verbal Discharge, howmanyever years early.