You know to cut the green wire, right? You know evil overlords just sit there all day, right? You know Simon can’t Quantum Leap into a 1962 stand-up set, right? So you maybe don’t need this episode. But here we are anyway. It’s a guest-less new year foray into problem solving, as ever. Thanks to friend and off-season producer @liamrulz. Credit to Camera Obscura and Mike’s Song.