We're talking blacking out, biking, and bone cones with our friend Val Burba in our nastiest episode yet! She's not fucking her dog, she kind of believed in god, and arent relationships so hard!? Get a trim and some mental stim from @valburba on instagram! Also, Paul got gay cruised and Selena is not so secretly afraid of teens. XOXO and please reach out if you need someone to talk to Rest in Peace and Laughter J.H.