With meditations, news, headlines, jokes and a whole bunch of advertising, Diederik Zuurmond carries you, the listener, like a stork carries a baby, through a screamy, dreamy and slightly creamy auditory experience. He talks about the Eurostar, drinks that rhyme and plays a clip of his first stand-up performance in the UK but it's in Nottingham. At the end he bails out of solo-casting and phones his friend Sjoerd Scott to pitch him some jokes.