On Episode 4 of "Useless Motivation" your host BarneyBarnBarn tries to teach him self to "Shut the F**k Up!"  (Spoiler, it doesn't work).

USELESS MOTIVATION EPS 5 "CONTROL"

Useless Motivation, hosted by BarneyBarnBarn is a motivational podcast for those who hate being motivated.  Our motto is "Life is meaningless. You might as well make the most of it".

BarneyBarnBarn will lead you, episode by episode, at roughly 20 minutes each, through his cynical and somewhat warped worldview to a place where you'll accept your deep need to not be motivated.  And indeed, you won't be.  

Once you've reached this plateau, peace, tranquility and an eternal sense of calm will be as out of reach for you as it was when you started.  But you'll care less.

Thanks Barn!