The NYLA Show Podcast

The NYLA Show

Nyla Hazratjee
Have you ever felt like you wanted to say what was on your mind?BUT COULDN"T? Thought you would be judged for it?I WE FEEL YOU! WE HEAR YOU! Here are some successful Women talking shit about the CRAZY world that we live in, getting REALLY RAW. We are not hiding anything, not holding back for the sake of being appropriate.WE ARE SAYING IT FOR YOU!
URBAN OLIVE SHOW: WE CAME FIRST, LAST, AND WE SHALL COME AGAIN...AND AGAIN.
THIS EPISODE: -The LA hustle: the 10 to 7 downshift. -Bittersweet Memories: Shitting or Getting Off the Pot. -Podcast Hustle: Photos, Digital Art, Etsy, Wix, IG, Recording Studios, Edgar, Etc. -The Feedback Frenzy: Huda wannabe haters, Learning to Love our Potty Mouths -Big fat Mics near your mouth can disinhibit a bitch -Tea & Dates: too much too soon, height, no job? no date, rejects and rebounds, mental health is not for first dates, navigating divorce, filtering FOBs. -Rapid Fire Deep Dive Firsts and Lasts: First Kiss, First Cousins, First homosexual experience, First Cunnilingus, First Fuck, First Fingerfuck, The Penis you try to pretend didn't happen, First Theft, First test cheating, Peeing in your Pants, and Shitting yourself. -Playing Doctor with your cousins: DON'T EVEN LIE YOU DID IT TOO -American Pie, Eternal Sunshine, The Exorcist, The Kardashians, Real Housewives, Anne Rice and A.N. Roquelaure -Zay Explains her entrance into Erotica, Lina's Serial Killer Bloody Slasher Experience -massage choking, Episiotomies, Kegels, trampoline peeing, and butterfly vagina skills. -Growing with Us-Honesty, Empathy, Self acceptance, Shared Humanity, and Love!
Oct 5, 2020
50 min
URBAN OLIVE SHOW: SUCKING YOU DRY...ENERGY, THAT IS.
THIS EPISODE: -E.V.O.O: Cardi B says FUCK OFF, OFFSET! -Tea and Dates: COVID Chicken Soup, grocery shopping, and Emergency Rooms -Lina plays mommy with Boys with Mommy Issues, Zay talks about Real Mom Issues -Why Men Prefer Bitches: Are you a Doormat or a Dreamgirl? -Playing Ball: How many strikes does it take til you're OUT? -Kids are vampires: movies, sleeping, blue balls and baby tears -Workplace drain: Girl-on-Girl action -Nurses, Doctors, and Rappers: Can't we all just get along??? -Family Drain Game: Mirchi-Masala, Drama From your Momma and More -In-laws Outlaws: MIL bitches, and unstoppable Godzillas. -That ONE friend: stay cool and fake it. -Feminism Gone wrong, IG likes, thirst traps, Onlyfans, and Sugar Baby Culture -Brush off the Guilt: It's OK to say No, to want both, to get yours, to be selfish. -We shoot our shot with Cardi B, J.Lo, Megan The Stallion, Doja Cat, but NOT R Kelly.
Sep 29, 2020
37 min
URBAN OLIVE SHOW: HIGH AF AND OTHER DRUGS
THIS EPISODE: -bringing FRIIIDAYYYY to your MONDAY-HEYYY -Lina takes one for the team: Meet High-Quality-High-AF-Lina -Zay, the Narc Control Freak; Zay, the elementary school Plug; Zay, the hustler -That NOLA Girls Trip-The Dragon's Den, Pizza, Uber receipts and Uncle Faisal -Lina the Artist: Fruit-by-the-Foot Filosophy and Making Sense -Medicinal marijuana, CBD and THC: health pros and cons and aphrodisiacs -High Sex: Coke-Dick, E-dick, and how to counteract it: SEXTASY -Hash, Halal Munchies, & Getting High at the local Muslim Students Association -Lina makes some shit up-Hashweria Rai and "Mowing the Plane" -Anyone? -To be Drunk or To be High-THAT is the question -High School Nerds getting first-time high- spoiler- we DIDN'T get high -Ayahuasca Tea- Stories for those seeking Enlightenment -Third World Elitist, Novice High Notes in Paris, and snorting coke at A.P.P.N.A. -The HIGHly functional chronically High - Smokey, The Doors, and Jimi Hendrix -Tara-weed, Muslims and alcohol-working around the rules, and the cultural bias -The Bloody Drugees and stoneheads ...??? -We shoot our shot with Chris Tucker, Drake, Mariah Carey -P.S.A.- This is your brain on drugs. Don't do em. -We fuck up the Finale quote realll badddd.
Sep 21, 2020
36 min
URBAN OLIVE SHOW: SSSEXXX PART DEUXXX
THIS EPISODE: -the CURSE of being true to yourself -Are our listeners pervs?!? Don't worry, so are we -E.V.O.O.: Captain America's NSFW FOMO -risqué pics on the phone-where to keep them so they don't end up on the net -We shoot our shot with Yo Gotti, and RiRi -that one time Zay sent the NUDE to the WRONG guy... -We take a DEEP DIVE into ANAL and all the Angles -Lina acts like a pubescent boy talking about sex stuff -On second thought, NO Donkey Punches EVER -Taking a man's anal virginity is obtaining ultimate Power. -Men: Just because you liked it doesn't mean you're Gay -Foot Fetish much? Keep up with those Pedicures!! -Sex Toys 101-entering the world of Kink Slowly: Get Creative. -Lina has some Million Dollar Ideas for Shark Tank... -Condoms, STD testing, and being safe.
Sep 14, 2020
31 min
URBAN OLIVE SHOW: JERKING OFF- LEARNING ABOUT A**HOLES
THIS EPISODE: -Shout out to The REAL OGs -Deep-throating...soap. Seriously this time-no mo profanity -How statutory is statutory... -Secret STDs: IF you give a girl HPV, open a damn door. -P.S.A.: USE CONDOMS! no matter HOW good Raw is! -USHER and the herpes scandal- you make me wanna... -Using the muslim-card to be an a-hole -tornado-relationships and JERKING THE CHAIN -realizing when you have a Diamond in the Rough -the long-term relationship-Jerk -Saving women, savoring the Cray-Cray,and good men getting Jerked -Friends-with-Benefits Jerk: What to do when there isn't a BENEFIT?! -News Flash: The real Good-Good is emotional support -We shoot out shot with Taylor Swift -Are YOU that girl that loses her phone 10 times a day? Zay is. -The art of Ghosting in the social media era -Not communicating is Also communicating -Don't hate a playa brah-Calling ourselves out -The How-To to JUST SAY NO and then Practice, practice, Practice! -The Secret Sauce Recipe. Tasty AF
Sep 9, 2020
28 min
URBAN OLIVE SHOW: WHY YOUR PARENTS BEAT YOUR ASS
-E.V.O.O: Missing Chadwick Boseman -P.S.A: trust your doctors; get Colon Cancer Screening!! -Old school Brown Parents:sickness is always stress related. -Old school brown parenting: only weak pussies say I love you -Brown aunties know how to parent your kids better than you do: -Our good old fashioned ass beatings: sandals, hangers and slaps. -The droptop- hijabis gone wild- cut. it. out. -The jehovah's witnesses of Islam -The V- W accent issue/realizing your parents have one -The wardrobe chameleon: changing at school and Getting CAUGHT -How did our parents make us: Immaculate conception or sex?? -We shoot our shot with Eminem -times tables, landlines, faking names, and diaries. -moms sixth sense about school dances and sneaking out windows -Boyfriends vs Drug dealers, good cop-bad cop, telling dad -Don't be afraid to disappoint your parents.TELL them what they did... -How do we teach our children the value of a dollar? Can we?
Aug 31, 2020
32 min
URBAN OLIVE SHOW: THE NEW BROWN AMERICAN DREAM
THIS EPISODE: -Tea and Dates: Brown people swiping LEFT on Brown people -Being a mama's boy -How to sniff out a liberal muslim in the app game -Muslim dating apps and finding your Ex's profile-UH-OH. -The Cultural Muslim - the WORST kind -The MINORITY MANS AMERICAN DREAM- white pussy -That one uncle with the white wife -Kanye, Cardi B, W.A.P. can convert a man; Lina tries to rap -Half breeds are the best -THE BROWN WOMAN'S AMERICAN DREAM-the Unicorn -Are you THAT PERFECT GUY? If so, come get us bruh -We shoot our shot with J. Cole. -Revisiting Daddy issues: News flash:You are NOT the father! -Changing mindsets: Accepting the House-band/Being a House-band -Having to put your Man in his place SUCKS! Don't make us do it! -The Orientalist Fantasy Dream Porn -Living the Dream:Mia Khalifa, Priyanka Chopra-Find your Jonas
Aug 28, 2020
30 min
URBAN OLIVE SHOW: LIFE IS A MF CIRCUS-JUGGLING LIFE, JOBS, FRIENDS, and FUCKBOYS
THIS EPISODE: -listening to the critics: washing our mouths out -Outlandish and the Musical Hookup -Juggling life: How do we moms with careers do it? IS sleep just a dream? -Driving dangerously -Besties vs Babies and Cats; We love Cats don't worry -Juggling Dudes and Dick and Dating: How many is too many? 27? -The Rebound dating rampage -Did you have sex??No, Everything BUTT/ The anal escape -Juggling Rishtas -EVOO: Indian Matrimony-breaking down Seema Aunty -Arranged Marriage-give it a chance/ The gentle cousin- give it a chance -Juggling Friends: The Goodies vs the Baddies -Real Talk: MARRIED bitches STILL be juggling DUDES though... -We shoot our shot with Cardi B. and BadGirl RiRi
Aug 24, 2020
24 min
URBAN OLIVE SHOW: LET'S TALK ABOUT SEX BABY!
This Episode: -SEX, SEX, SEX!!! -Zay Plays Dr. Ruth -fighting cultural suppression -Porn -Bridging the Male-Female Orgasm Gap -The Value of Masturbation: Just Do It! -The Orgasm High -Multiple Orgasms, Anal sex, Girlfriends helping girlfriends -Foreplay, Giving Good Feedback -We shoot our shot with Nikki Menage -D.A.R.E., zombie sex, demisex, accepting penis size. -Fantasy Celebrity Top 5: If it ain't Drake, it ain't Dick -We need your Feedback!
Aug 3, 2020
26 min
URBAN OLIVE SHOW: RELATIONSHIPS-WHAT NOT TO DO!
This Episode: -IF you aren't fucking your partner, they are probably cheating on you -boys and girls: Be Attractive to Show you care! -Sex and the emotional connection, sex and the shame game -90's school dances, being a late bloomer, manscaping please! -if you don't try, you won't win -managing expectations -brothers can be dicks; moms, don't fuck up your daughters -Breaking down Lana Del Rey, Beyonce and Riri -Shooting our shot with Andre 3000 -E.V.O.O: Megan The Stallion and Tory Lanez -We need your feedback!
Aug 2, 2020
24 min
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