So you’re into lifting, now what? The gym is a high school lunchroom, and the table you sit at will determine the rest of your lifting career. Do you sit with the always popular Bodybuilders, the degenerate Powerlifters, or the eclectic collection of personalities that is Crossfit? Lucky for you Sam and Manas are here to walk you through the various cliques that inhabit the gym and help you decide which cult will best condense your self worth down to a number.