First edition of 1,000 Words and Poetry Time, Thomas and Ozgood spin a web of sausage lies. Links to images from 1,000 Words: Kevin and the Gremlin Sausages - https://i.pinimg.com/236x/72/dc/6a/72dc6a6760c32e03e4f0a2922054409a--stock-image-really-funny.jpgGrandma and the Chamber Pot - https://previews.123rf.com/images/vbaleha/vbaleha1412/vbaleha141200049/34384689-angry-old-woman-with-a-pan-on-a-white-background.jpg