Practice makes perfect, and massive congratulations are in order for Jessica. Why? You'll find out right at the top of the episode.

As is often the case, the App Store is experiencing a bit of a drought right now, but good stuff is coming. In the meantime, we experience the crap and the mediocre stuff and tell you all about it :-)

Meanwhile, Facebook continues to believe it'll be a force in games, but we're not so sure, and neither are the devs we spoke to. And in something of a reversal, we have developers being crappy instead of gamers. It might all be ok, though, with a little in-game retail therapy headed our way soon, but could we try not being crappy too? Nintendo, that also means you :-/

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Stuff we mentioned:

• Alan’s episode
• Pocket Card Jockey
• Animal Crossing: Happy Home Designer
• Matt Ditton’s episode
• Fairyland Story (iOS only)
• Shooty Skies (iOS & Android)
• Snipperclips
• Lost Maze (iOS & Android)
• Vignettes (iOS only)
• Please Don’t Touch Anything (iOS & Android)
• App Unwrapper
• Agent A: A Puzzle in Disguise (iOS & Android)
• July 4, 1956 (iOS only)
• The Last Door (iOS, Android & Steam)
• Invert (iOS & Android)
• Tetris music
• Maize Wallin
• Tape it Up (iOS only)
• Topsoil
• Ninja Pizza Girl
• Nicole Stark
• Facebook still trying to court developers
• Ben at Mighty Games
• Developers being shitty
• Shopify is partnering with Unity  
• Candy Crush + Moschino
• No more NES Classic Minis