First things first. Notch, come on the show. Seriously. We can help you and we have some shoulders you can cry on. Tweet us. Email us. Let's make this happen.

Besides providing counseling and advice for rich Swedes, we side-eye the new App Store games Twitter account, scratch our heads over YouTube and Mobcrush, and Anna professes her love for Jessica. Why? You'll have to listen to find out!

Rate and review us on iTunes if you want our undying gratitude forever, follow us on Twitter, and email us if you're a rich, white guy who needs ideas for how to live a fulfilling life! :-P

Stuff we mentioned:

• Ben Brooks
• Nubs' Adventure (iOS & Android)
• Brandon on Twitter
• @AppStoreGames premieres
• The Walking Dead game (iOS & Android)
• Story about TWD/Pew Die Pie
• Lonnie plays Sling Kong
• Face Hunter deck
• The Booby Mage
• Notch is saaaaaad
• Article about successful, but depressed devs
• Mobcrush raises $11 million
• Anna's Yeti Pie stream
• Craig, The Silver Fox
• Simogo scary childrens' stories
• Year Walk (iOS only)
• Device 6 (iOS only)
• Sailor Dream podcast series