The knobs break, but Uncle is undeterred. 

Topics include: Friday Night Special, let it ring, TikTak, dog couch, IKEA, alien genetics, telepathy, channeling, Independence Day movie, UFOs, MLB playoffs, talking over callers, volume levels, bad knobbing, heaven isn't too far away, headphones, bad audio, Robin, Australia, Sidekick gets fwustwated, expansion teams