Chandler and Carolina review Robert Eggers's The Lighthouse, starring Willem Dafoe and Robert Pattinson. They discuss the film's patient pacing, symbolism, performances, general weirdness, and yarr, pirate voices. They also give their takes on the trailers for Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker, Bombshell, and Little Women. 

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