This month, join Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell find that the Romulans are back and BOWL-HAIRCUTTIER (Webster's Dictionary take note) THAN EVER! We find out that Klingons have NO PROBLEM taking blood, but are SUPER-STINGEY with their own blood! What's up with that? Chris hates on Reading Rainbow, Geordie misses a chance for a pen pal, McRib finally becomes a Hero, an ad in the comic spurs a conversation about BATMAN - THE VIDEOTAPE and winds it up with a BLOCKBUSTER HORROR STORY! ALL THIS AND MORE in this month's Star Trek Monthly Monday! And - introducing - THE CRAW!