Scott's wife surprises him with FREE movie tickets -- and how do they choose to spend them? Well, on Ass-Kickin' Abe, of course!! Scott offers up a relatively quick and SPOILER-FREE "first impressions" review of our sixteenth president's latest flick. Is it good? Is it cheesy? Is it "historically accurate"? Isn't it about time you gave your last full measure of devotion and downloaded the damn thing already?