Well, Chris checked out the most eagerly awaited 80's throwback action movie of the Summer starring rapidly aging B-actors. Was it a complete waste of time? A guilty pleasure? A not-so-guilty pleasure? At least you know it wasn't a complete dog, or you'd be looking at an episode of The Media Masochist right now! Check it out, it's a 5 Minute Freak that's been SUPER-SIZED to 20 minutes long! GOD BLESS AMERICA! EAT UP!