Wow! Two movies that are almost completely the same in concept, yet so incredibly different in execution! One's HIP and one's a GYP! One's ART, the other's a FART! And yes, I am gunning for Roger Ebert's job! NOTE -- The Two True Freaks! now have a phone line where you can call and leave a completely inappropriate message - We just might use it on the show! It's 585-COP-LURE!! ( 1-585-267-5873 )