Two Guys on a Plane
Two Guys on a Plane
Two Guys on a Plane
15 Signs You’re a First-Time Flyer
50 minutes Posted Jul 21, 2026 at 8:00 am.
Welcome to Episode #42!
Are you a first-time flyer?
Drew, good flying, base hopping
Rich, trains, and a cranberry vodka
Sign#1: Wreaking havoc
Sign#2: Way too early at the gate
Sign#3: Is clapping cute or cringe?
Sign#4: Too shocked by the turbulence
Sign#5: Extremely silly questions
Sign#6: The bathroom question
Sign#7: The seat algebra
Sign#8: Overpacking
Sign#9: Yes, there are boarding gates
Sign#10: You must be an influencer!
Sign#11: We love the safety demo
Sign#12: Suitcase & the open bins
Sign#13: Small lavatory
Sign#14: Why are you standing?
Sign#15: Making the connection
Galley Gossip
Let’s reflect
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We’ve all been there. Getting on your first flight can be scary! But no matter how nerve-wracking it can get, flight attendants will always be there to ensure your safety onboard. With that being said, if you’re a first-time flyer… there’s a good chance your flight attendants can spot you a mile away! In this episode, we’re talking about the 15 signs that tell us you are a first-time flyer, sharing our best flying advice, and spilling some of our favorite passenger experiences. Let’s laugh it...