Nate and Justin sit down for a no guest episode and discuss pens, Justin's decision to go dry for the month of April, making weight, getting wide, commodity purchases, foreign television, physical therarpy, the medical professions complete lack of respect for your time, and text chains. The Two Dry Guys also review never before reviewed sparkling mineral waters, introduce a new segment about television shows, and revisit fan favorite "This Week in Furniture"  with the Doctor Johnson Tennis Umpire Chair.