We’re ‘Two Drugged Girls’, with Rachel and Jessica. This is episode 7 - ‘Till Death Do Us Part. We have our first guest: our very good friend Lauren, who’s here to share her experience about her upcoming wedding! We start out by trashing the Bachelor Nation (it’s gross, guys), explore the idea of marriage as a life-trophy, and sing the praises of Buzzfeed’s Matt Bellassai for his commentary on why weddings are the worst. We then dive into the history of why women take their husband’s last name (it’s gross, guys), and explore the relationship between marital status and cancer.