<p>I've had a few pints so I'm gonna keep this short. Message Wylie, send him a tenner and get stuck into our mini league. We're back baybeeeeee</p>

Viva Ronaldo?

Welcome to the Two Clueless D*ckheads podcast, where you'll hear the story of two distinctly average FPL managers try to navigate their way through this strangest of fantasy football seasons. Along the way you'll be treated to exclusive interviews with some of the biggest names from our group of mates, each of whom range between distinctly average and criminally negligent FPL managers in their own right. If you enjoy poor audio quality and unedited ramblings, this might just be the podcast you've been waiting for. As ever, big shoutout to our sponsors.