Picture yourself a year from now. You're in a crowded movie theater. You look to your left and see your parents. They tell you they love you and they're proud of you. They're crying as they say it. To your right sit your children. To their right, their own children. Your entire life sits in this room, the most important theater in the world, waiting for the most important movie in the world to begin. The house lights go dim. Your stomach drops. The murmuring of the crowd turns silent as you all lean forward in anticipation. The projector whirrs to life above your heads and shows you all the bright white text you thought you'd never see, words you've been waiting your whole life to read:

"TOM BRADY PRESENTS LL COOL TOM: THE TOM BRADY STORY"

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