In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we help out our gal Gwyneth and offer her a totally great slogan, free of charge. Also in this episode, we goop you some of the juiciest celeb gossip this side of the tabloid rags, we each voice our goops about HBO Max, and we finally decide to stop letting that gooping rat Stuart Little off the gooping hook.

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