This is about to be the best International Women's Day you've spent... with a dude. Veteran standup comedian, writer, and "Gutfeld" regular Michael Loftus (@theloftusparty) is here and in Part 1 of this glorious day, we pull the panties, and the curtain, back on all things: distorted sexuality (and sexism) on both sides of the aisle, convoluted trans issues colliding with other human rights, what women represent in the world (to sane thinkers, at least), and the time Pam Anderson hypnotized Michael with her tits, I mean wit, and charm.