Desperate times call for desperate measures. And if you're missing your cubicle and pointless water cooler chat with Susan, you're not alone. The Blondes are taking you into some of the wildest, most obscure things they've done to make a dollar -- things that honestly seem pretty appealing right now in this economic drought. From stalking celebrities at family-friendly restaurants to crashing funerals, our dignity is something money can, in fact, buy. Welcome to the world of back reporting.