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<p>This week we’re reading Chapter 14 of TWTSF:R and we mostly spend it with the now captain (shudder) of the Vortmand, Tona, as she mines, romances and touches dusty alien eggs.</p>



<p>Featured this week is lots of complaining about Tona being a captain, the universes weird tech abilities, Jack’s light fitting sabotage and an old timey space miner that Peter found far more entertaining than he should.</p>

Episode 19 – The Amazing ‘Pfts’

Welcome to Two Absolute Bookends! A terrible podcast made by two terrible people about (mostly) terrible media.

Join Peter and Louis as they read through awful books, fanfiction and comics and laugh at the expense of people who, while they may not be the best story tellers in the world, at least had the spirit to actually see through making something, rather than spitefully sniping about the shortcomings of other people's work over the internet. There are no heroes here. Only Bookends.