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<p>This week your two bookends read chapter 5 and 6 of the Eye of Argon by Jim Theis, in what frankly ended up as a far too long episode. The chapter is full of shivs, vomit, testicular punishment, Mrifk and epilepsy, to name but a few of the many ingredients.</p>



<p>More than ever, the contents of these chapters make us have to seriously question our 16 year old Jim Theis, but in this case he got around this close examination by making these chapters so long your bookends Peter and Louis lose the will to live long before reaching the chapter summary. Don’t worry, we’ll be finishing the story next week, and we’ll remember all these wrongs perpetrated against us. Probably.</p>

Episode 14 – Long Leave The King

Welcome to Two Absolute Bookends! A terrible podcast made by two terrible people about (mostly) terrible media.

Join Peter and Louis as they read through awful books, fanfiction and comics and laugh at the expense of people who, while they may not be the best story tellers in the world, at least had the spirit to actually see through making something, rather than spitefully sniping about the shortcomings of other people's work over the internet. There are no heroes here. Only Bookends.