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<p>This week your bookends Peter and Louis yet again talk about a chapter only a few pages long for 50 minutes, wherein we discus Jack Hunter’s prisoner management skills, Tona Shrike with her sexy sexy head and skewed priorities when it comes to choosing between trousers and being able to fire her gun safely. In particular we realise that we have no idea what kind of a person Tona is supposed to be from her characterisation before being utterly dumfounded both by the laughably poor siege of the tranquillity by Evil!Fargas and the overwhelming OP-ness of the APAGs kinetic barriers.</p>

Episode 9 – Gleeful Gulps and Simmering Chuckles

Welcome to Two Absolute Bookends! A terrible podcast made by two terrible people about (mostly) terrible media.

Join Peter and Louis as they read through awful books, fanfiction and comics and laugh at the expense of people who, while they may not be the best story tellers in the world, at least had the spirit to actually see through making something, rather than spitefully sniping about the shortcomings of other people's work over the internet. There are no heroes here. Only Bookends.