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<p>This episode our hero Jack spends the chapter inside a prison cell, talking to himself, poking things with a fork, talking to Insurrectionists until getting saved by Hollister, the real hero of the story. As ever, your two bookends Louis and Peter are bemused and spend far too long talking about just how many versions of spelling the Illmarium Republic needs for their combat harnesses.</p>

Episode 7 – Pants Guard

Welcome to Two Absolute Bookends! A terrible podcast made by two terrible people about (mostly) terrible media.

Join Peter and Louis as they read through awful books, fanfiction and comics and laugh at the expense of people who, while they may not be the best story tellers in the world, at least had the spirit to actually see through making something, rather than spitefully sniping about the shortcomings of other people's work over the internet. There are no heroes here. Only Bookends.