Sit down with your verified trash (free trail version, we dont have $8) talk bois as we discuss the dawn of daddy Elon's time as lead tweeter, learn that Nascar can be more than just left turns (or just really cool versions of left turns), and find out that Cj hates blue aliens on a planet far far away. All this, and the non-winning powerball numbers on this week's best garbage on the internet.

Before Cass leaves for a vacation to San Francisco, she drops off her pets -- Cj, an adventurous American bulldog; Luis, a wise golden retriever and Eric a cautious cat -- at a friend's ranch. But when the animals start to worry that they've been left for good, the three embark together on a treacherous and thrilling journey to find their way back home through the California wilderness.