'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the dark,

Not a creature was stirring, except for the shark. 

The stocking were hung by the chimney with care,

But unfortunately Christmas was canceled this year. 

Perhaps 'cause the temperature had gotten too toasty

Or perhaps 'cause the Christmas ghosts had gotten too ghosty. 

But I heard, as a Netflix special started to play,

Hey, check out my dreidel, it's made out of clay. 

Track List

1. A Christmas Proposal

2. Jaws Reboot

3. Shark Therapy

4. I Wish We Could Have a White Christmas (original song)

5. Underwear Therapy (brought to you by Sheath)

6. The Ghost of Christmas Whenever

'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the dark,

Not a creature was stirring, except for the shark.

The stocking were hung by the chimney with care,

But unfortunately Christmas was canceled that year.

Perhaps 'cause the temperature had gotten too toasty

Or perhaps 'cause the Christmas ghosts had gotten too ghosty.

But I heard, as a Netflix special started to play,

Hey, check out my dreidel, it's made out of clay.

Track List

1. A Christmas Proposal

2. Jaws Reboot

3. Shark Therapy

4. I Wish We Could Have a White Christmas (original song)

5. Underwear Therapy (brought to you by Sheath)

6. The Ghost of Christmas Whenever