A wormhole that teleports you to your (least?) favorite sports bar? Freshman stumbling through the housing search get duped by a dark force? An interview with a local rap sensation? Could this episode be any better?An emphatic yes to all the above.

Towningbloomis an exercise in the curation of misinformation. Every other week a disembodied voice brings you IU and Bloomington’s most important real fake news stories and interviews with celebrities past their prime that you haven’t even heard of. Hopefully you’ll be entertained, but at the very least you’ll leave confused.