On this episode of Total Recast, Sailor and Kane review and recast the Luc Besson action thriller classic, Léon: The Professional (1994). We discuss the amazing performances by the three leads that include Gary Oldman's iconic Stansfield. We also get into the unnecessary controversy surrounding the film before the episode goes completely off the rails as we take on the Oscars with their BS. Somehow we rant about Woody Allen and his creepy ass yet again, as we give out acting tips and find out that, of course, Sailor owns Madonna's Sex book. It's a whirlwind episode that could just be our last once the lame cancel culture, that we attack as well, comes for us. Check out our latest episode now and let us know who you would cast for an updated remake of  Léon: The Professional.