•	A university chancellor has publicly apologized after making a speech at a commencement ceremony in which he mocked Asian languages.
•	Porch pirates that struck last week actually returned to the same house this week, but it isn’t what you think.
•	The night shift of the police patrol in Lohja, southwest Finland, encountered an unusual vagrant early Saturday: a runaway donkey.
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I hate the news. Like, really hate the news. It’s mostly just politics, and death, and scare tactics. So I decided to create my own news show - for people like me who hate the news - with nothing but funny and wacky stories from around the world. I call it Tony P. Oddcast.
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I hate the news. Like, really hate the news. It’s mostly just politics, and death, and scare tactics. So I decided to create my own news show - for people like me who hate the news - with nothing but funny and wacky stories from around the world. I call it Tony P. Oddcast.