Over the past year, my friend and I both discovered that items we had stored in our parents’ garages had mysteriously disappeared (Clinique foundation, a bottle of Tajin seasoning, Frye combat boots, prescription-grade retinoid cream..). Both of our families had also had rat and raccoon incidences. Coincidence? I think not.. Somewhere out there is a raccoon lording over his mates that the dark circles around his eyes have finally disappeared, smothered in @pzlauris’ foundation and my anti-aging retinoids.