In his annual ritual to have even one McRib, Jason accidentally stole a couple. Don't worry, we doubt he's wanted by anyone. For anything. Also, Steve thinks denying his son food while at live events is helping him in the long run. He's clearly forgotten about the contract we, as fathers, sign when kids are old enough to love the pure garbage we fill our human waste cans with.--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/today-i-learned-nothing/support