Week 2 gave us everything we could take. The Jets gave the Browns what they deserved, The Dolphins took Lamar Jackson’s soul, and the Lions poured Kool-Aid down every Michigan resident throat. Uncle Sam goes on and on about The Falcons being for real, Sam talks Mike Evans moves to the WWE, and The Tugboat was right about Joe Burrow still having more to prove. Alas, we were right about Trey Lance, his weak ankles, and Jimmy Gs' reemergence.