This week, we roll up to town as a couple 'poor boys' and set our heart on our one true love, Peaches. We work tirelessly, kissing as many underground dwellers as we can; turnip girl, trashbin man, the guy in a gimp suit, to grow our hearts and rise through the ranks. Are we pompous or are we bragger boys?? Will we one day kiss our love below the tree with the big nose??? Find out this and wether or not this is actually a video game or just my stream of consciousness on todays episode!