Grace, whoever the hell this alleged June is, and Grace's beloved hedge witch girlfriend Piper get down to brass tacks. Specifically, what is Strong Sad's deal? We dive deep into glimpsing this sad basketball elephant man's soul, and come away with hope for his future. Will this boy develop gender? Will he find someone who loves him for him? We sure hope so. He holds up too much of a mirror to us and our loved ones to hope for anything else. One way or another, we will determine if Strong Sad fucks.

You can find the internet's beloved Princess Grace at princess.software.

June cannot reveal her name for legal reasons, but she does stream at twitch.tv/junipertheory.

Noted hedge witch Piper can be found and appreciated on twitter at @onestrawshort.