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The last first Monday in May. This week, Jimmy and Larry are hitting the stu before the long weekend to volley back and forth on wraps so good you gotta buy merch, picking your own pears, sewing at home, John Galliano's Met Gala is officially canceled but does this mean cancel culture is back, Anna Wintour taking a rare L, maybe we should just cancel the whole damn thing at this point, Derelict IRL, Lawrence works out with gloves (derogatory) and loves wake surfing like a billionaire (derogatory), our own personal fall fashion preview featuring corduroy, a brief history of Big Mac flannels, horizontal stripes that don't make you look like a baby, and engineer boots for guys who can't even ride a moped, Burger King abolished their monarchy so their chicken is good now, did James infect Novak Djokovic, eating Nobu twice in one week, what do you do if the bartender thinks you're Muslim, a review of the U.S. Open french dip by Salt Hank's and subsequent correspondence, and much more.