The Through the Drinking Glass crew attempts to help their listeners by offering solid advice on an array of hypothetical situations, such as attraction to cartoon characters and how to handle nude models with leaking bits. To deal with heartbreak, Mike, Jess, and Mandy recommend playing a game of “going on a picnic” with a jug of Carlo Rossi, Chinese food, pizza, and Japanese hentai porn. Mike knows someone with scale issues, Jess has a new idea for an anatomical storage product, and Mandy ponders oral sex obligations.